The Wheel and Axle

Island Workout

by on Apr.15, 2017, under My Life, Queer, Travel & Culture

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Seriously, I’d be running towards him as opposed to fleeing. What manner of mentally-imbalanced person runs away from Pietro Boselli? Sick! Sicksicksick.

Dearest Pietro,

I will let you benchpress me as much as you want just for you to get your island workout here in our beautiful country. I’m definitely heavier than the stick insect you have in your video. You will surely have a more satisfying time if you chose me instead.



P.S. I truly enjoyed meeting you a few weeks ago. Too bad it went by like a blur. Call me next time you’re in town.

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